Diaper burger

A micro-wave white castle burger. Named for the smell when you open the seal.

John: Dude are you eating diaper burgers again?

Tim: shut up dude, they taste fuckin good!

by Bsupreme January 1, 2012

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.

Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?

by Telephony August 3, 2012

diaper dandy

Phrase used by Dick Vitale to describe talented, freshman college basketball players.

"Look at that move, this kid's a real diaper dandy!"

by bob bobertson February 3, 2005

Diaper Cum

Sperm in a diaper from a male adult baby or male diaper lover.

Billy jacked off in his diaper and made some diaper cum.

Jessica rubbed Jason's diaper until he made some diaper cum.

by Ai Ai 73543745747 December 25, 2012

Chin Diaper

A face mask being worn incorrectly on your chin instead of wearing it correctly over your nose and mouth.

Are you out of your mind? You expect people to wear a chin diaper on their mouth. Fuck you Fauchi!

by Beacon t September 30, 2020

diaper sniffer

A word defined by George Carlin. Its a special kind of bullshit that has taken hold in this country for the last 30-40 years. Something that could be called child worship. Its this excessive devotion to children. I'm talking about today's professional parents. These obsessive DIAPER SNIFFERS!!! Who are over scheduling and over managing their children and robbing them of their childhood.

Those people next door are diaper sniffers.

by tatomuck1 October 18, 2008

Diaper pin

Diaper pins are essentially an over sized safety pin used for fastening and holding a babies cotton cloth diapers in place. Associated with the use of cloth diapers and rubber pants, diaper pins can be found with both a metal snap lock cap, and a plastic safety cap, making them easy to distinguish between regular ordinary safety pins.

"Gerber", "Dritz", "Evenflo", and "Safety First" are all manufacturers of baby diaper pins.

by Lorraine Jorgenson July 14, 2006