humburgers

A very disgruntled expression, humburgers are truly unpleasant.

When Bush won the 2004 election, John Kerry let out an exasperated 'bah humburgers!'

by Ruum December 1, 2004

cumgurgler

A really idiotic person who has nothing better to do then wank himself. However, the person who calls another a cumgurgler is a plain nerdy bitch.

Idiot: Hey, u r teh altamot cumgurgler, bitch..

by Jakey Boy January 29, 2006

cumburgler

Similar to a "turdburgler" (e.g. Ted Cruz), the "cumburgler" engages in a sneaky theft of one's vital essence. The secondary meaning is more literal, involving the theft of plastic containers from fertility clinics for the purpose of illicit breeding.

"I feel so drained from being around Maria. She's such a cumburgler!"

by RandyBob May 19, 2021

chamburgerler

when your Asian friend kills the hamburgerler and takes his job.

there can only be one CHAMBURGERLER!!!!

by Thinkingship August 1, 2012

cumsurfer

The one who surfs on cum after sucking many dicks

Man, Jimmy is such a cumsurfer.

by OrganFapper January 12, 2016

cuntburger with cheese

Cuntburger with cheese: A female that is above average expectations of an ordinary cunt or cuntburger; its that rare gem, hardly ever witnessed by two people, usually observed by one person : a phenomenon in which a female is menstruating, PMS’ing, is a bona fide cunt, but has a yeast infection.

“Damn, my brother’s wife is a regular fuck’n cuntburger with cheese, treating my brother like a slave.”

by BeanTownBeanery January 29, 2021

cumbanger

A person who shoots/ bangs methamphetamines into their body and cums from the intensity of the shot.

After he did his shot, Cody the cumbanger, called every girl he could think of looking for sex.

by Zaklore October 5, 2021