Ass gasket cling-on

Papery material that sticks to your genitalia during defecation in a public restroom when using a toilet seat cover.

Ahh man I didn’t realize I got ass gasket cling-on’s all over my knob from that quick trip shit I took earlier.

by That island guy April 16, 2021

Celina

A Celina is someone who is very kind-hearted but mean at times but she means well and she is a very loving person who has a lot to give. She’s someone who you can trust wholeheartedly and talk about anything and she’ll be there through every step of the way. She’s tall and adorable and beautiful inside out. She cares about her loved ones and doesn’t hesitate to give people another chance no matter how much they hurt her because that’s just the type of sweet person she is. Always so giving and forgiving. Couldn’t love anyone more than a Celina. Celina’s are people who make your day and always make you smile even through the toughest of times. Their too special to let go, keep them.

I’m so lucky to be married to a Celina like she’s truly the best thing that has ever happened to me. How did I get so lucky?

by Hamna28 July 4, 2021

Celine

Celine. What an extravagant name. She is a kind hearted, adorable and loving person. Her personality is one of a kind. She can brighten your day with just her smile, actually, just seeing her makes your day. Celine is like a god send, great appearance; excellent personality. Whenever she confronts you, your heart explodes and you are facing one angelic human being. Honestly though, Celine is amazing.

Dude 1: Man Celine is gorgeous, every time I see her I feel so soothed
Dude 2: Right?
Dude 1: I think I'm in love...
Dude 2: Yeah...
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Celine: Hello!
Bob: Uh... h-hi!
Bob's Mind: Shit! Celine got me stuttering!

by startrekfan89 August 18, 2018

Stage 5 Clinger

When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)

"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"

by rawrkitten101 April 1, 2015

caline

The French meaning got affectionate, loving or sexy.

"Did she just hug me? She is so Caline!(in a good way)"

by Californiagurl:) May 22, 2014

Celine

Is amazing, most beautiful person you will ever meet, has a big heart, and people always think she's an attention seeker. She's beautiful outside and her personality is one of a kind. Really unique. Always puts others before herself, cares about others problems even if she has more serious ones. Most girls want to be her, and they end up feeling jealous. People usually misjudge her, and she goes through more than you ever will in your lifetime. Knows how to treat a guy well, and is adorable with most guys, the longest relationships she'll never remember and will always dream about their memories, even if they've broken up. She hides her tears with smiles, and she hides her feelings with 'i'm fine'.

Don't ever judge anyone called Celine, they go through alot, and i know because my best friend, has been through so much, but she never puts herself first, she always asks me about my problem, she's beautiful inside and out. I'm not just saying this because she's my best friend, but also because i know this. There are a few other girls in my school called Celine and they're so pretty and have lush hair but they're personality is amazing.

"Look at Celine, she's beautiful. Have you ever spoken to her before? She has the most amazing personality."

"Every guy she's with, she looks so cute and they look perfect together. So jealous of her"

"I wish i was like her, people misjudge her, but then they get to know her, and they become really close. Her teeth are so straight it's unreal."

by meloniepapeya January 9, 2013

Clingitis

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.

Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.

by Dom Theman October 25, 2012