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Crotchrot

Proper noun. Man with small penis whom dates controlling women. Goes well with rye bread.

Often found engaged in Crotchrotting Circle
Geeze, we need one more man for football. Where's Crotchrot?
by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004
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Crotchrot

A newfound Sexually Transmitted Disease that develops on the surface of the crotchal region when a man or woman conducts sexual acts with a member of the undead. Oral, manual or all out sexual stimulation will result in the infection of "Crotchrot." A highly contageous Infection with no found cure in existance. Converts the Penis or Vagina into flesh eating undead genitals. Comforatable sex can only be had with other infected individuals
(Dan): Hey Bill, I heard your girlfried became another victim to the Undead Plauge going around. I'm sorry to hear that. Did you at least have sex with her one last time before she died?
(Bill): Sex, yes... Before, No... But she had only been Undead for a few minutes.
(Dan): Come on, i'll take you to get checked for Crotchrot
by Jason "Minty Fresh" Bodi October 23, 2006
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Suzy Crotchrot

A condition not unlike swamp ass. However, the affected area is generally a little further north--specifically in the area around and between the penis and scrotum.

Often shortened to "Suzy" or sometimes referred to as a "case of the Suzy"
Bill *scratching himself*: Whoa! Here comes that Suzy again!

Betty: Shhhhhh! We're in church!

Pastor: Suzy Crotchrot is a vile harlot that will ravage your loins...in a bad way.
by biznart September 19, 2006
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Mary Jane Rotten Crotch

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's description of a promiscuous girl, one that may or may not be a soldier's girlfriend prior to his military service. The term originated in the 1987 movie FULL METAL JACKET, and was used to describe the difference between a Springfield M-14 rifle used during basic training, and a female human, to the Marines being trained.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's dialog during the movie FULL METAL JACKET (1987):

(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."
by Scorpion Fangs January 6, 2008
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Cross between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. Why? Because who knows where Bill's pecker has been.
Hillary Rotton Crotch Clinton losses in a landslide victory to the GOP.
by Osama Obama September 21, 2007
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Rotton Crotch

Stank ass smelly hooker pussy dripping with festering STD's.
Joey Hash fucked some nasty rotton crotch last night and has a cold sore on his face now.
by fingerbangyourasshole December 20, 2008
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rotten crotch

a name to describe a nasty crotch you wouldnt touch even while wearing a space suit.
ashley needs to get her smelly rotten crotch checked out.
by emily,tina,jill September 14, 2008
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