coomer

A variation of the meme doomer. Used to make fun of people obsessed with porn/masturbation. The term first originated on 4chan. Also see coom

Guy 1: Just watched a 4 hour porno and I came 20 times! Man that felt good.

Guy 2: Dude, you’re a fucking coomer.

by nlolhere May 28, 2020

Crooming

Verb. The act of crying and cooming at the same time.

Someone that crooms a lot is considered a 'croomer'.

Charlene : I was so depressed that I croomed during breakup sex.
Gabriel : I get that, last night was so good except she reminded me of my dead mom. I was crooming a little.

by CharleneTwitch May 23, 2023

coomblast

When its December 1st and you have successfully survived No Nut November, so you release the biggest nut of the year in a powerful semen beam

Guy 1: "Your walls weren't white the last time I was here. Did you have a change of mind? Cause it actually looks pretty good."
Guy 2: "Nah it was a result of my coomblast, it was too powerful this year."

by Vice Gaming November 11, 2019

Coomer

A man, typically in his 20s, who's sole existence revolves around Cooming.

A Coomer is an expert masturbator.

Joe has spent so many years as a Coomer that his right arm is now freakishly muscular and he cannot think about anything other than his next coom.

by bongdiddler September 4, 2019

coom

The sticky, white stuff your mom ate for breakfast

I coomed into your moms cereal

by Veteran Bandit April 13, 2021

Cloomp

A term used to label alpha males who are also prominent members of American gangs/ and or Italian mafias.

Look at his stature, he’s gotta be a Big Cloomp!

by Yung poopy June 8, 2021

Coombsy

A term used in the South West of England to describe someone who is sound in every way possible.

'I love that kid, he's a right proper coombsy'

by charliebigspuds May 12, 2010