When you surprise someone out of no where and they are so taken back that they are offended by the gesture that they could potentially succumb to the shart illegally or faint due to the fact of public humiliation.
Dustin peered over the bathroom stall and scream “I thought it would be bigger” to Meghan where she was so perturbed that she became whop-cited.
by Janthevan October 27, 2019
Get the Whop-cited mug.When you discriminate against someone for being straight.
Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.
Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.
by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021
Get the Straight Crimed mug.Ruined, destroyed, maimed. Used especially when something absolutely has to work, but doesn't. Used especially by sound engineers referring to faulty equipment.
by Dav Byrne January 7, 2006
Get the crinted mug.A girl who cries wolf is an all to common occurence in today's society. If a guy makes advances towards a girl that likes him, he's a hunk, cutie, or sweetiepie. If she doesn't like him, even with the exact same advances, he's a creeper, stalker or loner.
The girl will often retaliate by seeking to embarrass and spread all kinds of cruel rumours about the poor sap.
This often happens to any geek/nerd,skinny or shy guy that doesn't follow social etiquette and musters the courage to ask out a pretty or popular girl rather then pursuing the ugliest girl in school or simply remaining a virgin.
The girl will often retaliate by seeking to embarrass and spread all kinds of cruel rumours about the poor sap.
This often happens to any geek/nerd,skinny or shy guy that doesn't follow social etiquette and musters the courage to ask out a pretty or popular girl rather then pursuing the ugliest girl in school or simply remaining a virgin.
David, a nice,shy aw-shucks kind of kid who had a crush on kaydra, whose pretty grey-blue eyes made his heart skip everytime he saw here. One day he worked up the courage to give her a love-note is class. She was not impressed by this "loser" and became the girl who cried wolf ; spreading the rumour around school that David was gay.
by bitches be frontin' May 16, 2008
Get the girl who cried wolf mug.A hippo-crite is a term used for when fat person makes fun of another fat person based on weight. The average hippo-crite will most likely wear a big sweater so that their fat won't jiggle as much, they usually target a person who is either the same size of him/her or bigger. In some rare cases a hippo-crite will sometimes insult someone who is smaller than him/her( like chubby or slightly plump). The best thing you can do when you see a hippo-crite in action is to quickly and without mercy, call them out on their BS, point out the sweater that he/she wears and if needed, make an example of them. Trust me, a reality check would really help them out in the future.
hippo-crite: HA! look at this fat ass with his double whopper tits. Was your body naturally born made of jell-o.
You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite
You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite
by The Truth about People September 6, 2013
Get the Hippo-crite mug.Man 1: Soo.. yesterday I saw Red Dog. It was pretty good.
Man 2: GOOD??!! It was sooo sad that I cried my balls out!!
Man 2: GOOD??!! It was sooo sad that I cried my balls out!!
by jlowi September 7, 2011
Get the Cried my balls out mug.No one has defined this yet? What the hell I need a proper definition.
You thought you were gonna get a definition? Nope. You're just as disappointed as me now.
You thought you were gonna get a definition? Nope. You're just as disappointed as me now.
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