Cream of Mushroom

A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.

Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Cream Pie Heart Attack

receiving a cream pie then having a heart attack out of excitment

Big Dylan grabbed me by the ass cheeks and creamed in me hard!!! Shortly after i had a heart attack from the pleasure of his juice inside me!!!
Cream Pie Heart Attack !!!

by Tortilla69 July 11, 2016

Cream shelter

A small enviroment where a male ejaculates

Omg he went to the cream shelter

by Kieranbrammasytisgudloads March 15, 2017

Ice Cream Grin

A smile induced by drugs

I met a black-skinned man with a ice cream grin
and a blond afghan with that heroin
we moved to the mountains where the highway ends
and I got myself that ice cream grin

by cottonmcknight February 4, 2010

anal cream

A cream like substance that normally comes in a tube however, it also does sometimes come inside a small plastic container. This cream is meant to be applied to your anus with one finger that has a plastic wrap on it or a glove. It is important to not spread germs so it is recommended that you wash your hands before applying the cream. Even though anal cream can have many uses, some of them are to relieve anal discomfort and to stop itching.

"Hey, Mom?"
"Yea, Sam? What do you need?"
"When you go to the store can you see if there's any anal cream? Lately it's been kind of uncomfortable and a little bit itchy down there."

by cornporn June 6, 2017

Cream of the Cock

In the Cock world, pardon the pun, but this is the cock that rises to the top.

Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Cream Chamber

Filling a large Tupperware container with cum, fitting yourself inside, and closing the lid on yourself

I spent all of last night inside my homemade cream chamber and I’ve never needed a shower more!

by Ormph October 21, 2020