1.) A date where one may acquire a coyote arm.
2.) Usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) A person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.
2.) Usually follows a state of inebriation wherein one person finds him/herself waking up next to someone that he/she would rather chew off his/her own arm than risk removing it and waking the fugly person.
3.) A person one would only go out with drunk, and result in a coyote arm the next day.
1.) Person 1: Whoah! What happened to your arm?
Person 2: "I went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date."
2.) Person 1: What happened to you last night?
Person 2: I don't know. I went out, had a few drinks...the last thing I remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. Then this morning I woke up next to this fugly creature...I wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
Person 1: Ah...you had a coyote date.
3.) Person 1: If you have any more drinks, man, I'm gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: "I went to the bar last night, and ended up on a coyote date."
2.) Person 1: What happened to you last night?
Person 2: I don't know. I went out, had a few drinks...the last thing I remembered was ording 3 more shots of tequila. Then this morning I woke up next to this fugly creature...I wanted to chew my arm off and not risk waking it up.
Person 1: Ah...you had a coyote date.
3.) Person 1: If you have any more drinks, man, I'm gonna hook you up with that coyote date over there.
Person 2: ...
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This is when you stick male penis into females rectum and then place directly in females mouth. poop and all.
second definition: ATM - ass to mouth
third definition: poopy penis to mouth
This is when you stick male penis into females rectum and then place directly in females mouth. poop and all.
second definition: ATM - ass to mouth
third definition: poopy penis to mouth
when ozo umeh puts his dick into a austin eriksons asshole and then puts it into spencer clouds mouth, this is called a coyote biscuit.
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All because he is desperately hungry, trying to catch a roadrunner who violates basically every law of physics and reality whenever it's convenient to him. The same also happens to the coyote...but only when it's NOT convenient for him.
All because he is desperately hungry, trying to catch a roadrunner who violates basically every law of physics and reality whenever it's convenient to him. The same also happens to the coyote...but only when it's NOT convenient for him.
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The condition of waking up next to someone undesirable after a night of intoxicated fornication and feeling that one would rather chew off one's arm at the elbow than wake up one's heinous date from their slumber.
The condition of waking up next to someone undesirable after a night of intoxicated fornication and feeling that one would rather chew off one's arm at the elbow than wake up one's heinous date from their slumber.
Dude, I had the worst case of coyote elbow after I woke up next to what's-her-name. Have you seen her? What was I thinking?
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