COVID-19

Its a stupid virus that prevents people from doing what they love the most. It makes you relize that you actually have a life. It breaks couples up beacuse they cant see each other. It makes people buy toilet paper when they dont even need it so, that way the people who really do need it cant wype there ass

Mom-Who used the last of the toilet paper?
Dad-I did
Mom-I have to go to the store now. Wheres my mask so i dont get the COVID-19

by Social distancing got me like April 22, 2020

COVID-19

COVID-19 is caused by a coronavirus called SARS-CoV-2 allowing introverted stoners to finally stay home in quarantine and smoke without a school or a boss b*tching in their ears or having to talk to people.

Person 1: hey man you hear school closed.
Person 2: yea man im excited about this covid-19

by Chloegirl13 September 01, 2020

covid-19

is a type of disease that makes you cough,sneeze, and have the urge to go around the world

aaw man i have covid-19, guess i'll travel the world i guess

by i are smart boi April 14, 2020

COVID-19

the one game that skipped 18 games in the franchise

COVID-19 was good, but now its shit
well, thats why you dont skip 18 games in the franchise

by the cooler penguin27 April 16, 2020

COVID-19

Euphamism for pounds gained during a period of quarantine, shelter in place, lockdown, self-isolation, or social distancing, usually due to stress eating one's way through one's food storage during the 2020 global pandemic caused by the Coronavirus.

I just got rid of my Freshman 15 before packing on another COVID-19

by NoKarensHere March 24, 2020

covid-19

the reason toilet paper doesn't exist.

Person 1: wheres all the toilet paper!
Person 2: covid-19 has started.

by im the memelord April 23, 2020

The COVID-19

The typical amount of weight you gain while in quarantine.

“I definitely gained the COVID-19 while in quarantine these past three months”

by The Helden Schoon April 14, 2020