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Cocktoberfest

A party lacking vaginas. All sausage, no bun. A gathering of mostly males.
Octoberfest is known for a festival of sausages.

aka "Sausage Party" or "Weinerfest"
"This party is such a cocktoberfest, all sausage, no bun"
by Pete Za October 11, 2003
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Jiminy cockthroat

Coined by Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation fame, the genre known as Jiminy cockthroat is an open world, stealth game with crafting and collectibles. Common examples of this repetitive game type are Ghost of Tsushima, Far Cry 5, The Last of Us, and Assassin's Creed: Odyssey.
"Have you heard about Pragmata?"
"Yeah, it's just gonna be another one of those Jiminy cockthroat games."
by asmodeusUD October 23, 2020
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Bin Laden Cocktail

Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy at bar to bartender: "I'm not sure what to have ..."
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"
by ring-tailed roarer June 11, 2011
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Cocktail Party GOP Establishment

Noun

The elite fat cats and cronies in the Republican Party who smoke cigars in wood-paneled rooms and spend all their time doing whatever it takes to maintain their own personal power. These are the guys in blue blazers and khaki pants who eat cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches at cocktail parties and sell-out the people who vote for them because once they get to Washington they become obsessed with staying in the media's good graces instead of doing what voters wanted them to do. They are the American aristocracy and the Republican elitist stereotype.
The Cocktail Party GOP Establishment hates the Tea Party with a passion because anything that upsets the status quo and jeopardizes the Cocktail Party's permanent hold on power gives all these guys serious indigestion.
by BeltwayBabe September 9, 2011
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cocktober

⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET 👻 SPOOKY SPOOKY👻☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅 ♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 IMMA ☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUT🌮 I'M 👁PREPARED 💁🏼AND READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 MY LEGS ARE OPEN FOR TREATING🍭🍭🍭
Ashley: you ready for cocktober? get your freaky freaky on!
Ella: what's cocktober?
Asheley: omg ella you are such a virgin.
by moonlightbizzle October 4, 2018
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Cocktober

The month during October when you can have sex with anything and everything without it being gay 😏
Guy 1: im so horny

Guy 2: good thing it’s Cocktober 😏
by Daddy696969696 October 24, 2019
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cocktober

cocktober is during the month of october. girls (and gays), i will now introduce to you, cocktober. cocktober is a month where you have to get as much dick as possible.
hey betty how are u doing at cocktober?”
by stinkycoochie eater October 17, 2020
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