convenient child

A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.

Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"

by Slayer96 August 23, 2017

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Convenience Food

Convenience food is Fast food, when you're doing your IGCSE's

Write 150-200 words about cooking and convenience food

by AnimeTiddies69Boss June 4, 2018

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A child that is only used at your disposal. A Convenient child are used by irresponsible parents that use you as pawn, pay cheque or when the parent wants to feel loved. A narcists offspring. It's the child that pays for the parents mistakes, they get the raw end of the deal. A convienient child is used for the parent/s

The mother only showed her convenient child affection when it's Child Allowance day, therefore before or after the day he is once invisible, again.

by Psychology matters August 23, 2017

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Convenience store

Any small store that sells junk food, tobacco, beer, soda, coffee, and energy drinks. May or may not be connected to a gas station. In many cases, the guy behind the counter is straight from the middle east and barely speaks any English.

I just went to the convenience store to buy some chew and soda, and I could barely understand the towelhead running the place.

by BIGRob19 January 3, 2017

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