Water Conservation

Showering in the toilet.

If you don't practice water conservation you're killing the polar bears.

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeetttt December 6, 2018

consterpation

a contraction of the words constipation and consternation, the irrational fear brought on by the feeling of an abnormally large shit before defecating.

i had to take a shit yesterday, but it felt like it was gonna be huge and painful so I just sat on the toilet with my ass clenched, aka consterpation.

by HarryAscholl April 4, 2016

constellations

Used to describe the circumstance of someone having a large quantity of pimples, particularly on their posterior.

Making a bad porno movie worse were the myriad constellations of zits upon the actor's asses.

by Rod Brock July 26, 2006

few planets short off a constellation

not altogether sane, weird, eccentric, crazy

Tom Cruise is a few planets short off a constellation, what with his jumping on couches and whatnot.

by okami31 September 30, 2008

consturbation

Continuous excessive masturbation.

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

by Garth Y. March 17, 2008

The Law of Ass Eating Conservation

The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.

Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation

by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

Constellation

When a black man has anal sex with a woman, and afterwards gets down on his knees and she spray farts the cum out onto his face making it look like a constellation of stars.

Aaron: Damn dude, that Becky chick was a freak. Tried to give me a constellation after I tore that ass up last night.
Dave: Did you let her?
Aaron: Course I did. Bitch was the Pelè of anal. Gotta keep that shit coming back. Gnomesayin'?

by extenz October 13, 2017