congeniality

You would find this person pleasant because they have a personality, or some qualities, or interests that are like yours. see also congenial

Me and Jim are like congeniality.

by xSilent_Ninjax November 22, 2015

Conbeer

A council house face. Usually characterised by a pale complexion and unkempt hair.

"Man, she's been up all night, she looks a right Conbeer"

"I've just looked in the mirror and realised I look a proper Conbeer"

by phil1974 December 14, 2006

having congress

To have sexual intercourse with, including rape and beastiality. Normally used in the context of sex without any consent.

"Not three weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat. Yes lady, that is what I said. Goat." - Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)

by jahm3z April 20, 2009

miss congeniality

A friendly, social person. The centre of attention, gets along with everyone. Usually an attractive person as well.

Everyone loves Sandi, just call her miss congeniality..

by HBissy April 18, 2006

angry congressman

After being rejected for oral, this is the process of ejaculating in ones hand and throwing it at the girl, usually using the left-into-right proceedure

She wouldn't give me head so i gave her an angry congressman. I cranked with my left into my right for optimum throw range

by newo May 13, 2005

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

by Tom from March 27, 2007

Congress

Congress usually refers to the national legislative body of a country. However, congress is a term also used for a group of baboons. That there are obvious similarities between these groups should be pretty obvious to most.

Consider a group of Baboons, they are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress!

I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!

by rufustherat September 5, 2011