Glazed and Confused

When a young lady wakes up after a long night of drinking and getting facialized.

Troy woke up pretty hungover, but Kathy was left glazed and confused.

by robdoe November 10, 2010

Confused

What? How did I get here? Where the...

Hey! What's going on? Jesus Christ! TELL ME!! What the?? I'm confused!! What's going on here? AHHH!

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

Half Life 3 confirmed

A popular joke on social websites such as facebook, twitter and even youtube (and many others).
When something has 3 of something on it, they use to say something like examples below.

_____ has 3 ______, Half Life 3 confirmed

...for examle

Triangle has 3 sides, Half Life 3 confirmed!
3 likes on this post, Half Life 3 confirmed!

by physicsmastergta February 25, 2015

confugled

the condition of something being (recently) messed up

After fucktard over there edited the source code the compiled EXE was totally confugled.

by Esotic November 15, 2006

Hella confused

Beyond {shook}. Beyond confused. Wig gone. Wig flew. {Shookith}. {Amazed}.

Our teacher said our report was due on {Tuesday}, she gave us the report on {Monday}.

I was {Hella confused}.

by Hella confused July 30, 2018

confused

See George Bush

George Bush is so confused he thinks he's a suitable president

by Brendan October 10, 2003

Confudled

To be confused or unable to understand.

The person was confudled as to why her cat did not like water.

by William Owen March 2, 2015