Holey Communion

Holey Communion - the practice of sharing each other's holes to bring each other closer together

I bumped into the vicar's wife the other day at the supermarket and she said that her husband was away and that would I like to pop round for a coffee and some Holey Communion

by Ziderman March 14, 2025

fiest communion

When amistades group together to dine.

Jarl Ulfric from helgen of and king of whiterun attended fiest communion.

by On thee trend January 8, 2020

your family reunion a homosexual communion

The worst comeback that hits everything from "ur mom gay" to "your family tree LGBT"

Example:
Al:Fuck you Matt!

Matt:Ur mom gay!
Al:Ur granny tranny
Matt:ur family tree LGBT!
Al:(heavy breathing) your family reunion a homosexual communion
(Matt gets butthurt and flies away from his own farts)

Sam:Haha Bill! Wanna know how I roasted Hugh?
Bill: hahaha yes! How it was?
Sam:Well he started with typical phrase like ur mom gay and so on and I finished him with my ultimate new rekt phrase
Bill:What did you say?
Sam: I said your family reunion a homosexual communion!!!
Bill:Whahshwhshdifpsldkdjhshah lmao
Sam:Yeah I know, He was so rekted that flew away from his own fart!
Bill: Aaaa that's what happened last Friday? I thought it was an earthquake or something
Sam: Yeah he bombing harder than Afgahnistan!

by Adolf Hidler March 27, 2018

communion shot

This sacrilegious shot is a close cousin of the ladder shot.

Do a shot of red wine and chase it with a piece of bread.

Would Jesus do the Communion Shot? I believe so.

by SieveGee October 19, 2008

Communion bread

Commonly used by spanish speakers that speak English, it is referred to as the literal translation of "¡hostia!" (keep in mind that it is referring to the expression for suprise and not the host itself). You can use it in basically almost situation where you want to express suprise, admiration or anger. You can also put the word uncle in to give it more of a spanish authenticity.

1. Communion bread!!!! Carlos!! I haven't seen you in so long.
2. Communion bread bitch uncle!!! I been stuck on this one question for an hour and I still can't solve it, I SHIT ON EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!!!
3. Communion bread!!! Ana got the highest grade in the exam, my móm!!! she's amazing, is just that I'm flipping uncle.
4. communion bread, did you not understand anything?

by Reaper_kingXZ April 5, 2024

Communional

Communal aka Collective Community Communion not necessarily Religious in any way whatever.

The new Garden Food Forest Surburb* movement was accompanied by an equally new and somehow 'familialar'* communional spirit of collaboracy* in all 'Kinds' of lifestyle

by PartisanZ September 16, 2022

digital communion

An electronic form of communication, involving the use of the hand (digits), and number coded electronic "words" or digits (0,1). Cell phones with key pads and keyboard computers use this method to transfer thought words into cyberspace and then back to the intended recipient, thus communion or sharing of intellect.

I guess I will get on My Space and have digital communion with someone that I don't even know.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008