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the comedian 

When recieving oral sex one will release the load into the mouth and before giving any chance to swallow a halarious joke is told resulting in the semen being squirted out the nose.
Last night I hit Lisa with the comedian and told her the one about the Priest.
the comedian by Bowie August 17, 2006

Meta-comedian 

A person incapable of being funny but attempts comedy anyway, making that the joke. Usually a label given to the comic by the audience, not the comic itself. The comic does not know they are a meta-comedian. Example: Nicole Arbour
I cant decide if its funny or sad that this act turned out to be a meta-comedian.
Meta-comedian by SunnyErrors July 14, 2016

popcorn comedian 

Person who tries to be funny during a movie, but eventually just becomes annoying.
"Man, the movie was great except someone asshole was trying to be a popcorn comedian the whole time."
popcorn comedian by PMorty February 18, 2018

broke comedian 

Kavaris Is Basically The Definition Of A Broke Comedian. A Broke Comedian Is One Who Dont Get Paid To Be A Comedian And Doing It For Free

stand down comedian 

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.
Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.

Play on Words Comedian 

A non-comedian person who tries to be funny by playing on words. Tends to reuse jokes that worked the first time over and over again.
Play on Words Comedian:
Picks up a battery and asks "what's the charge?"