hot colonic

placing a fuel soaked cotton ball in ones own rectum and using a match to ignite the apparatus.

dick cannot start his day without an uncomfortable hot colonic.

by meatsheath December 28, 2009

caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee

Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!

by RubberCustard May 25, 2007

baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.

Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."

by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014

kickstand colonic

When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.

He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.

by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019

Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.

Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!

by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021

Amish Colonic

The act of pumping water from a hand pump well into someone’s butthole. Then you have to siphon it out by sucking on a tube placed in said butthole.

Did the Amish Colonic on someone last night. I got some splash back and now I have pinkeye.

by Garagemahal May 11, 2025

High Colonic

High Colonic- When your high on weed male partner fracks your ass and it results in a sewage spill

Honey- for some reason the Metropolitan Water District is checking the water quality in our neighborhood- Do you think it’s from our “high colonic” last night?

by Princess Cathryn Of Vulgaria January 2, 2026