CoJack

A masturbatory fantasy involving an attractive co-worker.

"Did you see what Jessica in Customer Service is wearing today?"

"Oh yeah. I think after work, I'm gonna have to run home and have myself a CoJack."

by HAL 9000 February 28, 2009

cojack

Someone who lacks pubic hair

That kid is a mega cojack

by pedro September 14, 2003

Conaynay

A black, sassy cross dresser. She is a woman who works at a strip club, she loves lip gloss and shopping.

AWH HEY GUUUUUUUUUUURLY

Oh no, its a Conaynay

by I like cheese ~.~ January 14, 2014

Cjayride

The most successful pickup artist to this day. Role model for all men. Expertise: Sluts and Taiwanese women

Two Laowai visiting Taiwan...
Friend A: How far did you go with that slut from that bar the other night?
Friend B: I Cjayride'd her! Like I said, Taiwanese girls are easy!

by ldictionarie January 20, 2018

Cojak wadda spoofing

When a person goes on a crystal methamphetamine binge for 5+ days and blows a load in another Humans mouth with high concentrations of meth, getting the receiving human a high and ultimately a crack addiction

Should of seen the other weekend bro, gave this one weena a cojak wadda spoofing, she was off her head

by Waddaspoofin April 29, 2020

cojano

Area thats placed in between a male's scrotum and anus, usually damped and smelly. Derives from the spanish words "Cojones" (balls) and "Ano" (anus).

Wow, it really turns me on when you suck on my cojano.

by Spaniard_Barto August 4, 2020

Cojangel

(Cô-Jay-n-gul) The confident and powerful feeling when you have just as much to gain as to lose as another person in a given situation

“As Tim pressed Kinsey up against the wall, they felt cojangeled”

“Bob felt cojangled as he left the board meeting, proposing the merger”

by personoutthere October 28, 2020