Clam Convention

The female equivalent of a sausage fest. A party or gathering consisting of numerous women with little to no men present.

"I totally went to the bar hoping to meet some guys, but when I got there it was a total clam convention."

by Vaginal Huntress January 24, 2010

Convent of the Sacred Heart

An exclusive all girls San Francisco private school, with an elementary school and high school. These girls defy all stereotypes they have been given, and when times get hard, they are as close as friends could ever be. When graduation comes around, it feels like sisters are being torn apart, so it doesn't matter what other schools, like Hamlin and Burkes, or SI or Lick say, because Convent girls always have each other. They dismiss all the names all schools have labeled them with, such as Whore House, or Hoes on a Hill, Bitches on Broadway, and so many more, because they are smart girls, with big dreams. Convent girls deserve more credit than they are given.

"Look at that girl with the short skirt and designer bag. She must go to Convent of the Sacred Heart"
"Ew. She looks like a hoe."
"No. You are wrong! She is a super nice convent girl."

by justansfkid March 1, 2012

convenient

(adjective) 1. used to describe someone who is serviceable, available, or user friendly in a time that coincides with drunken lonliness syndrome

Drunk girl: Zac is laying in his bed, and I want to cuddle with him in his bed...how convenient!

by dansr73 February 10, 2007

clive owen

1. used to explain completely outrageous situations that couldn't possibly ever happen.
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics

1. "How did he kill the guy with a carrot, grab the baby, jump off the roof through the window of the next building, hit the ground rolling, and NOT wake the baby up?" "It's Clive Owen"
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."

by ......................................... April 26, 2008

triple coiler

When you take a shit and it coils up in a pile like a snake. Triple coiler can just mean you have to drop a dump as well.

During coffee break at work I had to go to the washroom. Man did I ever leave a hot steaming Triple Coiler in the toilet for the next guy.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006

Civen

a Civen is a person who is funny , cute , and shy but when you get to know the person they'll show their true colors. a real person who you can trust, not a two-face. A Civen can be really lovable and chat lots with people they know. You'll be lucky to know a Civen & be friends with one in your lifetime. A very unique name mean a very unique person.

OMG! that's a Civen.

by yoniggah July 26, 2010

coiler

a long coiling excrement

"Don't go in there. I left a coiler in the toilet"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003