Cunt Clappers

Extremely slack female genitalia which claps together after riding miles of cock during a lifetime.

John: "I had this old saggy woman last night, her vagina was clapping together with every thrust"

Peter: "Ah yes, the old cunt clappers. My gran used to have this problem!"

by Peter Boobkakke October 21, 2010

the clapper

when one moves the hips back and forth causing the nutsack to clap against the belly and or the gooch.

dude when kevin did the clapper and his mom saw him i almost shit my pants.

by scott reiter April 20, 2004

clapperponce

Poncy Slapper from Clapham, subject may describe their neighbourhood of residence as "Claam"

She is a stupid clapperponce.

by Brum Chick November 14, 2010

dog clapper

someone who is having sex in front of the dog ... .

'' MANN LAST NIGHT WE WAS SUCH A DOG CLAPPER"

by bartray17 September 25, 2009

bone clapper

An addon for the Wraith's Wailing Bell in Dead by Daylight.

Bone Clapper: A bell clapper made from a highly polished piece of bone. Causes the sounds of the Wailing Bell to echo and warp chaotically.

by PyroCoconut June 25, 2019

One-timed a clapper

1. Hockey term - scoring a goal on a one time slap shot.

2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.

“You all sorted Schultzie?”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”

by RileyJonesy February 21, 2019

Quinn The Clapper

Quinn is the type of masculine phenomenon who can pull your girl or any other girl. He has rizzed up the rapper Bia, Tanishq the celebrity, and Tanishq’s grandmother and clapped them with his tremendously large subway foot long defeater of a wiener. However, lookout if you find him, because he is a sly bastard who begs for food and scams the Indians (oh how the table has turned).

I want to be like Quinn The Clapper and plow everyone I see!

by RizzwitJizz November 8, 2022