Cockaphobic

A way of describing someone with an intense and persistent fear of the cock.

It is always worthy of word of the month everywhere.

Alexandra is cockaphobic.

by The Ma'am March 12, 2010

municipal cockwash

A remarkably easy woman with margarine thighs, the village bike

Eg. The girl at school who let anyone have a feel for ten pence.

by TLO Smudge May 3, 2004

cockward

An awkard situation that surrounds the conversation of a cock.

Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.

Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.

Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"

by brentionary January 26, 2011

cockwaffle

Neither a cock nor waffle, a cockwaffle is a person who is filled with exceptional amounts of douchebaggery.

Someone recently said to me that whoever SEOChamp is, he certainly is a cockwaffle

by Eric Lander October 26, 2008

cockapillar

a small penis comparable to a catapillar

brandon j. f. of florida has a small cockapillar

by jgomez941 November 6, 2011

cocknapkin

someone with less than usual intellect or common sense; someone better suited as a napkin used to clean a cock.

- I just told my boss to fornicate with himself vigorously!

- Dude, you are such a cocknapkin. Now you'll be fired for sure.

by HypaereonFlux December 24, 2008

Cockwad

A horrible human being. The epitome of a dick. One of the worst people possible.

Synonyms include: cunt, twat

Ugh I hate my teacher. He yelled at me for picking up my jacket today. He's such a cockwad.

by Zazuachu December 25, 2015