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CockHouse Attack

N. To be striked by a penis in a circular motion. Can be damaging but depends entirely on the girth and length of the cock as well as speed.
"Dude, remember that girl i hooked up with last night?"

"Yea, man"

"Haha, I CockHouse Attacked the shit out of her and she has a mushroom print now hahaha"
by 13thkill July 4, 2009
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Cockholster

Melissa has a nice Cockholster.
by Sharonn Peters June 13, 2004
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cockgust

Cockgust (cock-gust). Penile expulsion of gas.
-verb.
After having too much sex (is that possible?), all that comes out is a gust of air.

-noun
Describing someone as a cockgust implies they're either an idiot or impotent or both.

(Origin: While bored, changed 'August' to 'Cockgust' on a calendar.)
After banging away successfully all weekend, the final intention was to dot her eyes, but all that came out was a cockgust.
by Nick-B August 24, 2007
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cackjoust

the above definition is actually refferring to a cockjoust which is the thrusting of an erect penis. cackjoust is in fact referring to a homosexual person. cack meaning shit , poo. joust meaning - push , thrust , ie . the thrusting of a penis into an anus (cack)genrally of a male.
err. dude you are a fucking cack jouster

you blatenly cackjoust on da reg , you fag.
by Jack Da Rippa May 15, 2005
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cockmoist

A lubricating, clear, sticky formula, which cleans the urethra before ejaculation.
You've got cockmoist on me again
by Blarney October 10, 2003
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Cockroast

The act of placing a penis on a barbeque grill, and then performing oral sex on the slightly roasted penis
Jessica - Honey, all that barbeque food made me really hungry for a nice cockroast..please?

Sam - Not on my burnt penis u wont!..ok maybe just a bit then.
by Lilpds July 28, 2010
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Cockmouth

1.A person you'd think loves the cock in their mouth.


2. Someone who you'd think would give the best blowjobs.
1.That guy the other day probably loves the cockmouth


2. Did you see that girl the other day at the pub? I bet she gives some mean cockmouth.
by Cozza_4123 February 7, 2009
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