Lincoln Cocked

When someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. Abraham Lincoln had a monster cock and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the ass. Hence, the term Lincoln cocked was born.

-"Dude, you got Lincoln Cocked at table tennis yesterday."

-"yeah, he beat me pretty bad"

by John Cocktoastun February 22, 2009

Coachella hipster

A sub-level of hipster that is so conceited, that they cannot admit that they haven't heard about something, even if the thing is not real.

Have you heard of that new band "Moon sex?"
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.

by Dean Dangerous December 14, 2013

cochar

Cochar is spanish slang meaning to fuck.

A Gilbert le gusta cochar
Gilbert likes to fuck
El se cocho a Sara
He fucked Sara

by ElChorizo23 October 22, 2008

that's so coachella

Shit teen girls say when they see something they like.

Oh my gosh Kylie, that's so coachella!

by CumKardashian May 1, 2017

half cocked

Acting on assumptions or partial information.

Based on old firearms, that if not fully cocked (thus half cocked), would not fire.

You've only heard his side of the story! You can't go running around half cocked spreading rumors about her!

by RobbyPants June 27, 2007

cocaethylene

A substance with effects similar to cocaine, but longer lasting and more toxic. Forms in the liver when cocaine is ingested concurrently with alcohol. A very dangerous drug combination.

"Just did some fatty lines and six shots of tequila; got that cocaethylene swimming in my brain."

by Dr. Gonzo (madison) January 16, 2006

Pop-Cocked

The act of performing oral sex on your partner, while the female has a mouthful of Pop-Rocks. Thus creating a wonderful crackling sensation.

Derreck: Hey dude did you hear what Rachel did last night?

Kyle: Naw what did she do?

Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!

Kyle: Damn dude lucky you

by Buster Miller October 29, 2011