Operation Couch Potato

The process of trying to convince your lazy ass friend to go out and hang out with people.

"This guy would rather sit next to his computer and play video games rather than go to Michelle's party. I'm going Operation Couch Potato on him."

by Belllybutton October 26, 2013

jump the couch

A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark

My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.

by Melissa and Rebecca July 26, 2005

couch pool

A couch pool refers to the sweaty area left on a couch (most often leather) after sitting or laying on a couch for a long period of time.

After eating taco bell and laying on the couch all day, I was swimming in a couch pool.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

Fee Couch

a couch used for sex in lieu of payment

An attractive woman walkes into a lawyers office and says "i dont have any money to pay your fee". Lawyer replies "thats ok, we can work it out on the fee couch".

by JiveTurkey1 October 16, 2009

snake in the couch

An effective and often used method to drastically shorten the stay of unwanted houseguests.

My in-laws were coming to stay for a week so I picked up a terrarium and a large, non-venomous snake at House of Reptiles and released it into the couch in the front room which also happened to be their fold-out guest bed and as they walked through the door, my five-year-old son yelled out, “snake in the couch!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019

COUCH'D

To be completly worthless on a couch, bed, floor ect; unable to move ; drained of energy or effectiveness; extremely tired; completely exhausted due to the consumption/smoking of marijuana.
Mostly caused by the excessive use of fatty blunts, bong rips, fatty Joints ect.

That was a thick ass blunt, I can´t get up man. im COUCH'D
Pepheeee

MEGA BLUNTS are usually guarnteed to get you COUCH'D

by Pepheee February 18, 2007

red avetard couch

The comfiest avetard couch, which the avetards bought separately when they initially moved in. They had to move it in on their own and therefore had to carry it up the stairs to get it into their apartment (the gif below depicts the process). This was the most used couch since it was the nicest and everyone always wanted to sit on it. The reason why I saw "was" is because while all of the other avetards were gone one day, one avetard who stayed behind, sold the couch to some random indians to make a quick buck so now these niggas are left without the red couch.

When the rest of the avetards came back and saw that red avetard couch was missing, they thought someone broke in and stole it since the avetard door is always unlocked but they quickly realized that the couch was sold and they were all pissed because the one avetard sold it and on top of it, they didn't even get any money.

by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020