Clooneying

Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.

Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.

NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.

While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.

"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"

by GorgeousGeorge April 9, 2013

The Clooney Line

When a woman you are dating becomes annoying and controlling, you have crossed The Clooney Line. It is time to move on and find another. The Clooney Line was developed by George Clooney. It typically takes about 6 months to reach this line in most relationships.

My girl is constantly bitching and we haven't had sex in 10 days...... Damn, I think I crossed The Clooney Line!!!

by The Gootz August 29, 2014

cloonical

skeptical of George Clooney, in all aspects, but especially in relation to his acting skills.

Friend A: Are you going to see Up in the Air?

Friend B: I don't know. It looks good, but I'm still cloonical.

by betanianoelle November 16, 2009

clooger

A clooger is a man whom is very hairy. They tend to have a yeti for a parent. Someone is a clooger if they have extremely hairy legs, armpits, chests, testicles, butt cheeks and or excessive facial hair.

"That guy is such a clooger!! Have you seen his legs! They're so hairy!"

by GASPluke March 20, 2010

cloob

Slang for nightclub. Derived from European pronunciation of club. Can also be spelled "clüb" (with an umlaut). Typically populated by guidos, persians, and SE Asians wearing tight, shiny clothes, or Ed Hardy shirts, who love Eurotrash trance music. Term most often used by hipsters and yuppies to emphasize the irony of their cloob attendance.

"I really need to go buy a sequined dress so I can fully rock out to Basshunter at the cloob tonight"

by YouCanFindMeInTheCloob March 29, 2010

Clooch

A derogatory word for the Native American, Alaskan, Hawaiian. Commonly used as a title. Will often be affiliated with minorities.

Hey that Clooch just pissed on the sidewalk!

by big daddy dynomite June 5, 2010

george clooney

everett from O brother where art thou!

George Clooney is acting in that movie

by Traveling Bob July 31, 2006