pussy clench

When You are giving it to a girl and she squeezes her lips and it pinches your king dong off

Last night my girl did a pussy clench and we had to go to the hospital to reattach my urethra

by Pussina November 16, 2014

Holy Meat Clench

An Holy Meat Clench is the act of using holy water to masturbating vigorously.

Did you hear, Bobby did a Holy Meat Clench right in the middle of mass!

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B June 14, 2017

vagina clench

When someone says something awkward and your vagina just happens to clench.

Sarah passed me in the hallway and said, "its smells like farts." I got a major vagina clench

by lilcjizz January 29, 2019

Cosmic Clench

When you are the last one alive and you clench your cheeks so hard you squish the cosmos

Last night I was in a 1v6 I pulled a cosmic clench

by Luckylotad March 11, 2019

Juicy Clench

When you clench your butthole to stop liquid fire from shooting out, but then your anus locks up like a charlie horse and you have to pry your hole open with a crowbar.

Jimmy: man my ass locked up in a juicy clench last night and my mom had to help me pry it open with a golf club.

by tyrionsrighthand69420 May 1, 2019

Mississippi Clench

When you fart but your butt cheeks form a seal to prevent the gas from escaping and you clench your cheeks hard enough to push the gas back up your anus. Can be repeated multiple times.

Joe Biden was practicing his Mississippi Clench to better please his husband.

by Ayyyyyyyyboiiiiiii December 21, 2022

The Italian Clench

The Italian Clench - Imagine missionary sex, but instead of locking eyes, the male counterpart locks their legs and arms firmly around their partner, creating an Italian Clench. In order to complete the Italian Clench, the partner on top must wrap all extremities around their partner to create a pretzel like formation, all the while, thrusting only with their hips.

Carmela: How was your date with Chad last night?
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...

Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.

by scum bucket April 1, 2021