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Clarke

A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.
Newt Gingrich is a clarke.

The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.

Most republicans are clarkes.
by Mmm October 14, 2012
mugGet the Clarkemug.

clarked

To be humped in the ass with a giant strap-on dildo by your partner or significant other.
The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.
by D1ngo1 October 17, 2010
mugGet the clarkedmug.

Clarks

Clarks (Wallabies) are an ill brand of shoes that Ghostface Killah (from Wu-Tang) wears and raps about. Wu-Wear have a lot of clarks style wallabies for sale.
"Boom, yo I got a crazy idea how to do Clarks now" - from Glaciers of Ice, by Ghostface Killah
by cypherous-twelve September 20, 2003
mugGet the Clarksmug.

Clark

Someone who helps you by only doing what they want.
My friend said he was doing so much to help me
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger

Man that sounds like a fake friend...

"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"

"Yeah dude, that still sounds like a fake friend"
by TheRecconingofyourmotives. August 8, 2021
mugGet the Clarkmug.

clarked

At Macteens, being "clarked" is being banned from the forums, banning your whole country (See Hong Kong), or seeing hex code instead of text by the Administrator, who's name is, coincedentally, Clark. It's quite the common occurance.
Oh man, Clark clarked me again for being an arse.
by Mike T. L. June 11, 2006
mugGet the clarkedmug.

Clark

A guy with a incredibly huge penis and has balls of steel and is great at sports
by Clarke yo boi February 23, 2017
mugGet the Clarkmug.

clarke

A rich white boy who tries to act black even though it's pretty obvious he looks like justin bieber. Who thinks he's a gangsta bur everyone knows that he is as white as his girlfriend
That's a clarke right there
by bubbles01 August 21, 2016
mugGet the clarkemug.

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