Clarissa

Will murder those who sneeze in her presence when she requires food.

*cries and laughs* (Person Sneezes)*Clarissa pulls out 12 inch black dildo and rams it up their ass*

by BoomerAang January 17, 2020

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Pulling a Clarissa

When someone urinates in someone else's shampoo bottle

Pat was pulling a Clarissa when he found out that Sam cheated on him.

by Dylan Crawford January 7, 2020

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If you meet a Clarissa, you better stay away. She lure you in like you are the best thing ever and slowly break you down that it will crush you in the end. She will play the victim always. It is never her fault. She is loud and never let you finish. She manipulate you and make you feel guilty even if you were in the right. She will turn ghe world against you just because she can. Please just stay away

P1:You know the person... the victim...

P2:You mean a Clarissa
P3:Oh my God, did she also screw you over

by Karmisabitch November 21, 2021

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Dirty Clarissa

Someone who laughs uncontrollably during climax

My roommates asked what my new girlfriend and I were laughing about in bed last night and I told them she’s just a dirty Clarissa

I met a new girl on tinder and she told me she’d prefer to have sex at my house because her neighbors have complained about her being a dirty Clarissa.

by glucosemusic May 20, 2019

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