chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole

An asshole no matter how you look at him. A complete, perfect asshole.

Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

extra chromie

When you or someone else has an extra chromosome causing them to be retarded

Bro I think Melisa from the Voice has an extra chromie

by PPSOFTBrynanna May 16, 2019

Chromebook

A little stupid computer that sucks and does not even work, macbooks are way better.

John: Chromebooks suck.
Kiki: Duh! Get a macbook.

by blxk10.08 November 3, 2019

Chromeagnon

An evolutionarily challenged individual who can’t get past attraction to ostentatiously ornate vehicles.

Our soon-to-be-ex mayor made an appearance at the Auto ‘n’ Cycle Show – courting the Chromeagnon vote.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 2, 2011

Chomik

The word "Chomik" originates from Poland, being the polish word for "hamster".

"Ay bro, I found a Chomik lying dead over there."
"Kill yourself."

by JustJoon January 22, 2022

Turd Chroming

To Chrome a Turd....... or Turd Chroming is a process of Making the the very best out of a blatantly bad/shit thing. Similar to Turd polishing but to a much higher level

The Turd Chromer is he individual who performs the polishing act

the ultimate in making a bad thing good.

To Chrome a Turd.......

Mik is in the Studio turd Chroming again and doing another Hard House Remix.

He has the Midas Touch amongst Musicians and natural Chrome Poishing abilities....

by Rick Walford January 5, 2008

Chromebook

A Google-made laptop that runs a Linux-based software. Go to any school, and you'll find students using them. Cannot run .exe files, can't run any game without exploding, and is useless without a fast internet connection. They are generally very quick machines that cost only up to $350.

School Chromebooks tend to lag and crash due to the sheer amount of Google accounts that lazy students don't bother to remove. Open one up at school and you're bound to find a missing key or two, and maybe a wrecked touchpad.

Introducing the new Acer Chromebook C11, now with 1 MB of RAM!

by cap'nobvious December 19, 2018