christmacle

A Christmacle is a Christmas miracle.

Alternate definition: To perform miracles on Christmas.

Dude, I totally just christmacled that homeless man.

by purplecobras December 8, 2010

christable

a table who bullies her dog soju by not giving soju his dog ice cream. a very weird person who talks about pee and poo. However she is very much loved by her woody

did you hear about the christable?

yes, apparently she should give soju to woody

by chorsty September 18, 2021

Christicle

Christ, in popsicle form, often found at church, and or in super-secret religious compounds. Religion tasty enough for any person to accept as true.

Mr. Adams: "Now Billy, please finish your Christicle quickly and throw the wrapper away and go to class."

by jesus_es_mi_hombre September 17, 2009

ChrisTygert

An offensive word used to describe someone who's stinky, obese, and has a lisp

The way you present yourself today is equal to or greater than ChrisTygert.

by Dickhead Cuntlangus July 10, 2011

Christelle

Christelle is probably kind of a sluth but that is ok cause she is the sweetest and also a bad as bitch Purrrrr....

Christelle walks a by
evryone: Omg she is such a crazy Bad Ass Bitch but in a good way.

by L10queen November 26, 2021

christylle

I black nasty girl who has a stank pussy, smells horrible and have nasty weave. Often seen messing with people who don't like her.

Christylle is nasty

by King_8_freeman February 27, 2017

Christcentric

A biased Christian point of view

Stop being so Christcentric. Many non-Christians also believe in God you know?

by tory borty November 14, 2012