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Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.
"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."
by akaRakxm September 28, 2023
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Christen

The best dude in the world, he is the best at basketball and pulls all of the bitches at his school but he only chooses the true baddies and good ones, he is kind, charismatic, beautiful, outgoing, a leader, the best at all sports, the smartest, and he can beat up all his friends but he wont.
Person: He wassup christen
Christen: He wassup
Person: oh my god hes so cool
by TheBesteveryeah January 16, 2022
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Christen Kuikoua

The name Christen kuikoua Is a Powerful name that Carries a Great Defination. Christen Means Precious Stone And Kuikoua Means Someone that Takes like a Slave Which Simply Means " A Humble Man". But The Person Christen Kuikoua Is a Young Boy that Belongs in the Kuikoua Family.
How a Christen Kuikoua Man You are.
by Faromance Flix November 20, 2023
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Dirty Christen

After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.
"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."
by Octobabe July 2, 2023
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Christen

Christen has a big brain…to fit in her giantic forehead. Will honestly laugh at any joke, she has very bad humor. Skilled with the piano… but has slow fingers 😏
Christen forehead is as big as the fucking sky.
by Raineeeee November 22, 2021
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Christen Dugger

An amazing TikToker who is so supportive to her fans and deserves everything she has gotten and more
Christen Dugger is my favorite TikToker!
by Unicornsss January 18, 2021
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Christen mingle

When you hook up with someone and it’s so boring and vanilla you feel like your going to fall asleep.
I fell in bed with this guy last night just to find out he’s a christen mingle, shit was vanilla as hell.
by Kyle’s mom September 16, 2022
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