mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns

Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before

by redexplosion March 21, 2009

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two alternative options, but none of which suit your immediate purposes in life or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you, at least atm

mother: Daniel I found out yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class to make something out of yourself or you can move the hell out of my house onto welfare. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel: whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2012

chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.

Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?

by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008

Off Chops

Australian slang for someone under the influence of chemical substances.

"look at Mitch he's off chops!"

by Dylan June 12, 2004

choosey tough guy

Someone who decides to act bold and cocky around other individuals that are weaker/smaller/less intimidating than them but crumble once they are in the presence of someone who towers over them (bigger).

Joe lolly: Hey mark, that guy called you a fag!

Mark: Where?!

Joe lolly: That big dude in behind you.

Mark: Oh, well he's kinda big, but if he were my size I would take him on....

Joe lolly: Dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.

by Jay-Si January 19, 2013

Choosing

When a person shows interest in more than one person in the same social circle

I was texting her at first, after she saw Gabe she was choosing.

by Jeff_TheWhale August 9, 2018

Poon Chops

when a girls pubic hair gets so out of control it extends from her crotch down her upper thighs. Typically happens to girls who lack sexual activity, which can lead to a terrifying experience for both her and the poor guy/girl hooking up with her.

Derived from "chops", which men typically grown on their faces. Also known as extended side burns.

I went to hook up with this girl last night, but couldn't do it! She had SERIOUS poon chops!

Oh my God! I got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, TOTALLY forgetting about my out of control poon chops!

by M@llor! and $h@n@ December 7, 2010