A rare and highly specialized human originating from a place most GPS systems politely pretend not to recognize: Chocowinity, NC. Known for their uncanny ability to give directions using landmarks that no longer exist (“turn where the old Piggly Wiggly used to be”), a Chocowinite thrives on sweet tea, humidity, and the firm belief that “it’s not that far” means anywhere within a 45-minute radius. Often found making themselves comfortable wherever they land—they treat all cities, towns, and surfaces as fair game. Not to be confused with their uppity distant relations, the Washingtikes.
I looked away for two seconds and was shocked to find a Chocowinite, sitting on my jacket and giving me directions again.
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Originated in the Southern half of Georgia, USA, this slang term for a penis has grown in popularity over recent years. It is widely speculated that older generations created this slang term instead of saying other, more scientifically correct or 'vulgar' descriptions.
"Give me some choopin." - Your girl
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