Chinese Slingshot

The act of depressing one nostril against itself with your thumb and blowing a stream of snot into the air out of the unobstructed nostril.

Dude, Billy O blew a chinese slingshot, but he coughed at the same time, and the snot went all over his shirt.

by DannyBonco March 15, 2007

Chinese Delivery

The act of paying for over priced American food of which an American chain restaurant claims to contain "meat" and no MSG. It is also certain that it will be hard to understand the Asian over the phone, taking at least an hour to get to you, when you discover the delivery driver wrecked the delivery vehicle, appearing to your door on foot. Also, these Asians always expect a large tip.

Them Chinese Delivery people need their own insurance agency to give them appropriate rates.

by AbeFroman4 December 23, 2014

chinese pancake

When an Asian (called yellow) acts as the butter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. The Asian will take a shit and put it in every single one of her holes.

Ling Ling gave Sharkiesha a Chinese Pancake.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters December 10, 2015

chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.

Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Chinkensnatch

A super hot asian chick is and would have a chinkensnatch.

CHINKENSNATCH

by A japanese Phil Collins October 15, 2010

Chittens

A cat obsessed mum who has children. The children are then referred to as Chittens

Hello there these are my 3 Chittens.

by Tiddals April 13, 2015

Chinese Volcano

When your diarrhea is so bad and powerful that it shoots through to the other side of the earth.

After that spicy lunch, I had to run to the bathroom for a Chinese Volcano.

by Fautbauxter October 19, 2016