Chikn Strips 

It's food, you complete Idiot

I got Chikn Strips from McDonalds

Chikn Strips by TEETYEET420 January 30, 2021

Fucked China sideways 

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

Fucked China sideways by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

China someone 

To China someone: to eat their pet

“China that guy! He looks like he deserves it”
“I heard Ms. Tanaka tried to China someone. She’s crazy”

China someone by PandaCrisis July 10, 2019

Bull in a china shop 

Jessica Isabelle Covey

Oh Jess, have you fallen over again? Stop being such a bull in a china shop.

Bull in a china shop by lubeybradasikwan November 2, 2018

China Soul and the Spanish Bee 

The sickest band in existance. Formally known as Nine Inch Males.

Dude, China Soul and the Spanish Bee kicks ass

China Soul and the Spanish Bee by mike December 26, 2004

China Syndrome

Or more likely to be called the Gan Mao Zedong’s. Normally the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, pink eye, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, bile burps, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, amoebic dysentery, watery shits, shitty shits etc, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss, a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.

a. “Where have you been all morning?”
b. “I had a touch of China Syndrome "
a. “Dude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedong’s.

China Syndrome by Lenny.Banter July 28, 2008

bowl in a china shop 

The re-interpretation or misinterpretation of an expression.

ie. 1 (from the movie “The Graduate”)
Mr. Robinson: “Don't you think your plan is kind-of half-baked, son?”
Ben: “Oh no sir. It's all the way baked.”

ie. 2
The conversation about our big, clumsy uncle came to a halt when she asked in exasperation, "What's so strange about a bowl in a china shop!?"

ie. 3
Teacher: “All right class, the last thing I want to get to is...”
Class clown: “Yeah. That's the last thing we want to get to, too.”

Well that was a bowl in a china shop! I guess he'd never heard that green can mean 'sick' as well as 'jealous'.

bowl in a china shop by Chrissisyphus January 9, 2009