Kunthuffer's definitions

China sideways

A way for a situation to become compromised in an extreme and unusual way. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

I would have been here sooner but traffic was all fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

Fucked China sideways

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

Fucked China sideways

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

kike box

A derogatory term for television. Based on the perception that a greater percentage of Jews work in the entertainment industry.

On Sundays the family and I will sit around watching the kike box all day.

by Kunthuffer October 28, 2017

kikebox

A derogatory term for television. Based on the perception that a greater percentage of Jews work in the entertainment industry.

If you don't quit watching that kikebox your brain is going to turn to mush!

by Kunthuffer October 28, 2017

Hunkie

A person of Eastern European descent. Used as a derogatory term in the early 1900s to describe poor working immigrants from mainly Hungary, Slovakia and Ukraine looking for work in industrialized regions of the United States.

There are so many hunkies on my block that this whole town smells like stuffed cabbages.

by Kunthuffer October 28, 2017

hunky hand grenades

Stuffed cabbages. Cabbage rolls filled with ground pork, rice and spices.

Grandma is cooking up a big old pot of hunky hand grenades.

by Kunthuffer October 28, 2017