Chaffing

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.

Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "

by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010

cheflindsay

A notorious vegan message board troll that plagiarizes other peoples recipes and posts them as her own.

Kelly is such a cheflindsay! She stole every one of those recipes from a vegetarian blog.

by veg*n October 18, 2008

Cheefing a goofer

The act of smoking a joint.

"Did you see where our mexican gardener went?"
"Yeah he's in the shed Cheefing a goofer."

by fuckdude March 9, 2009

master cheffing

When you Smoke a joint right to the bone of an "M" roll roach, leaving a glowing M in the embers.

*fit of coughing* We need to stop Master Cheffing it, that shits harsh!

by SerMalevolent February 20, 2019

Bum Chuffing

A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.

(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"

by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009

little chefing

Little Chefing is the art of fisting ones anus whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of Heston Blumenthals latest TV show.

And filming it

Hey did you watch Jamie's 30 minute meals last night?

No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines

by Idiot bollocks November 20, 2013

a chaffin riff

A guitar riff that sounds disturbingly simple and has little underlying meaning.

"Dang son, did you hear that Chaffin riff?"

"Yeah, it was just the E string over and over. Really original, just like the double gats!"

by AWW SKEET SKEET June 11, 2006