the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

call center

A place where companies outsource customer service or technical support, ostensibly because it's cheaper than having in-house support. They are notorious for hiring anyone who can lift a headset and operate a keyboard and firing people for completely lame reasons whenever it is no longer proffitable to keep them or they are elligable for a pay increase. A large portion of the furry community works in call centers.

"I've worked in four or five call centers over the last few years. Maybe some day I'll get a real job," Rob said, then hit his Ready button to take another call.

by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

center for ants

An unusually small structure.
The term was delivered by Ben Stiller in the 2001 cult comedy Zoolander.

Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How are we expected to teach the kids to read good... if they can't even fit inside the building?

by RoRo! May 25, 2006

Candela

Candela es una chica ardiente, muy hermosa
Es un fuego, da luz a tu vida y te enciende. Le gusta tener el poder de todo, suelen tener una gran autoestima. Es muy graciosa, siempre te hara reir.
Será excelente como una amiga y te ayudara en todo, pero cuidado! Te llevara por mal camino... suele generar conflictos y peleas
Es expectacular como novia, te enamoraras completamente de candela, pero ten cuidado , una vez que te enamores te costará demasiado olvidarte de ella. Candela hará todo para hacerte la persona más feliz del mundo, es adorable y muy cariñosa, una gran novia.

A1: Esa es la nueva chica! Candela!

A2: Demasiado bella, le metió candela
A3:Deseó una novia como Candela, es expléndida!

by Francold February 9, 2018

candeez

candeez is a disease like ligma it's really powerful and can kill up to 75 people

Person 1: Gamer dude I have candeez
Person 2: What's candeez?
Person 1: candeez nuts fit in your mouth

by Garbageeeee August 10, 2018

Manhattan Center

Ignore the first definition. Manhattan Center for Science and Mathematics is a constantly-improving school (which was horrible 30 years ago) with a good learning environment. The school may be half-full of assholes, but the rest of the students are in fact nice people who care for each other and others' well being. Don't judge a book by its cover. In this case, the school. Did I mention it's across from East River Plaza?

Boy 1: Hey, look over there.
(looks over at a group doing dumb stuff)
Girl 1: Quick, let's get to the bus. I don't want to be seen around them.
Boy 1: Agreed. They're a disgrace to Manhattan Center, they should be transferred out.
Girl 1: Good point.

by MattXD162 March 22, 2011

John Candelori

One should not name there spawn John especially with the last name Candelori. Both first and last name are given for a straight bitch. Don’t do this to your spawn or they will be a bitch, it’s so sad.

John Candelori is a bitch

by Castro December 3, 2018