dat dere celltech

One of the most annoying members on the forums of bodybuilding.com, he constantly complains about being a 19 year old virgin. His life consists of looking in the mirror at 1,000 angles, and failing at everything besides being gay. Also, he likes to make outrageous claims such as being able to gain 20 pounds of muscle or lose fat, however never does so. Also known as RIP Chuck.

DDCT: Guys today at GNC this 8 maybe 9 came in to talk to me and I got her number
Misc: Good luck
Misc: You suck homo fail
*Later on that evening*
DDCT: Guys I met up with her but was too scared to talk so I stared at the ground and she called me a freak
Misc: Rofl

Dat Dere Celltech is a epic failure homo

by BB.com Misc Section August 5, 2008

cello scrotum

A skin condition caused by vibrations from a cello to the player's scrotum, analogous to guitarist's nipple. Irritating, but not a big deal.

After practicing that concerto all day, I got a serious case of cello scrotum.

by mrzarch January 30, 2009

Mon Cello

Simply translated as "My cello", Mon Cello refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch. The term derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note.

"Oh my God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend, was Mon Cello"

by Thandroo October 5, 2011

cellos

gay, homosexual.

Adriana's brother is so cellos, however, she is one hot whamajamma.

by streetstrip01 March 23, 2010

celloner

A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.

"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."

by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009

Cellowned

When a cello/cellist plays a song perfectly or just straight up amazingly.

"Wow, that cellist just cellowned that song."
"Yea, now I want to play cello!"

by The Epic Cellist May 16, 2009

Celltop

A cell phone so large that it can double as a laptop. A state of the art cellphone that you have to hold with two hands.

I gotta charge my celltop before I can call you.

I have to change purses to accomodate my new celltop.

by KaoticKimmy-DawnOtheDead October 19, 2013