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George Costanza

Even if George Costanza was a fictional character on Seinfeld...well at least he did the opposite of what led him to screw up his life choices. Maybe Biden should do the opposite of everything he himself has done so far as president?
by Sexydimma May 20, 2022
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Costanzaed

The act of a guy leaving an article of clothing at the home of a girl that he slept with, so as to ensure that at a time in the future the girl will have to have him over to collect the item of clothing, thus increasing the chance of sexual intercourse.
I was with this girl last night, don't know how well it went but I Costanzaed her so hopefully I will get another go at it.
by Gambino's Disciple November 13, 2011
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Costanza

Virgin adult male needing the teats of mother to guide them through life.
No way would I date him, he's a total fuckin Costanza.
by =zbwar= August 12, 2007
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costanza situation

any type of pain caused by carrying around unwieldly purses or wallets. In particular, references the pain that happens when your hips are not properly aligned due to an unusually stuffed to capacity wallet.
I think I've got a Costanza situation doc. My lower back hurts from sitting on this huge wallet.
by chuckycheesehead February 10, 2012
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Costanza

A girl polish-italian girl
Dude: Ehy, is that girl american?
Guy: Nah man, she's a Costanza
by Cstnz666 October 29, 2020
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Chrissy Costanza

A gorgeous human being who is the lead singer of the band, Against the Current, alongside drummer Will Ferri and Gutarist, Dan Gow. Chrissy is literally the most adorable person to exist. Her family is of Italian decent but lives in New York. Chrissy has one younger brother named Mikey. She also has a YouTube channel where she often uploads makeup tutorials, skin routines, and tour updates. She has a very cute puppy named Sammi, who is a cream colored labradoodle. Chrissy is super duper sweet and extremely relatable. Her favorite video game is League of Legends and plays as the character Annie.
Who is the lead singer of Against the Current?

Oh, Chrissy Costanza !
by chickennuggetsareyum September 20, 2017
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John Catanzara

The greasy, unapologetically racist union head of the notoriously corrupt Chicago Fraternal Order of Police who is intent on leveraging his influence into politicizing police forces in contravention of his mandate and of the integrity of the force. Catanzara is a hot-headed desk jockey that is eager to enact long-held fantasies of brutalizing the Chicagoan taxpayers he is sworn to protect and serve. An embodiment of incompetence and the poster-boy for the ACAB slogan, his funeral will be a day of celebration in the Windy City.
John Catanzara having a job constitutes an entire reason alone to defund Chicago's police. John Catanzara's attempt to use the force as a political weapon is even more of a blatant show of corruption than the dozen pigs under his watch who used a congressman's office to lounge around on the public's dime, a matter which Catanzara has baldly lied about to the public after telling reporters that the officers in question arrived on-scene at the request of the congressman's staff.
by Barrett Wilson June 13, 2020
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