carson daly

Puppet of MTV VJ who's job description looks something like this:
1. be likeable
2. like everyone

"hi, i'm carson daly, and i'm a massive tool."

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

carbomb in my pants

When you scream ALLAHUAKBAR and you jizz a lot in your pants

What's that stain on your pants? I made a carbomb in my pants

by FaZe Allah December 19, 2016

carsonion

The god that is not only a human but an onion, has many layers of personality and can be there for everyone. Hot in bed and also has good eyes.

God that carsonion is sexy...

by TheBoiYeet April 20, 2018

Carsonite

An individual that works in a science based profession requiring extensive education, that still holds personal beliefs contrary to their field and education. Such as a physicist that believes the "young earth" model or a medical doctor being anti-evolution. Named for the politician and doctor Ben Carson.

Guy 1: Man, Kevin has been studying cellular biology at uni for like 3 years now and he STILL thinks evolution is bogus.

Guy 2: Yeah, Kevin is turning out to be a pretty obnoxious Carsonite

by PleaseThreatenMeWithaGoodTime October 30, 2020

Carsonis_Cool

The coolest Bepic person you will ever play minecraft with

Carson: hello i am Carsonis_Cool
You: OMG I love you can i get your autograph

by Carsonis_cool June 20, 2021

Carso197

Someone who is bad a video games and can barely see in rare occaisions you can use it instead of "bad"

Bro your carso197 how did you not see him

by Aruuengo June 9, 2022

Carson (girl version)

A very sweet and kind girl, loves music and is very selfless she has great style and always talking to friends, she has a beautiful voice and respects everyone, everyone need a girl Carson in there life

Carson (girl version) is so sweet!

by CarsonLovey June 25, 2019