carriage-shy

adj.

adverse to having children

She wants children, but her husband is a tad carriage-shy.

by dilettante August 1, 2008

Carriage-housing

A suspicious two part act when one skips hand washing after a poop and goes strait for a bag of snacks shared by several people.

I'm pretty sure Rudyerd has been "carriage-housing" my bag of goldfish.

by CarriageMaster November 29, 2013

Full carriage

When four people get into a Ferris wheel car and have sex before the car reaches the ground.

Man my bitch ex wife Sarah is demanding child support. She doesn’t even know if I’m the father; she got pregnant after a full carriage.

by Budapestilence August 6, 2022

Broken carriage

Requires two things

Clothes hanger

Vacuum cleaner

Did you hear _____had to have a broken carriage

by Sirlixalot666420 May 3, 2018