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The Cardinal

The Cardinal is a majestic being. He is intangible, yet will take blow jobs from the most attractive of females. His title is riddled with irony as he is actually a bad-ass mother fucker and is often referred to as Cardinal Mad-Fuck. He has been known to take on the form of a Grizzly Bear at the week-ends so he can basically just wreck cunts.

Nick Cave based his songs "Stagger Lee" and "O'Malley's Bar" on The Cardinal.

The Cardinal hangs out at Club Trax. He wines and dines on only the finest food and drink (kebabs and barricks). He hangs with only the freshest niggas in the hood (The Hurricane, Spicey, Mr. Allen, The Young Fuck and co.). He has been known to indulge in a bit of recreational drug use and highly recommends Northern Lights weed.
I heard The Cardinal is gonna be here tonight...

That mad bastard? Get a pad-lock on your girl's minge, that boyo is always knee-deep in CLUNGE
by KneeDeep September 9, 2010
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cardinal pole catholic school

A school full of fake skets. Too many Snakes 🐍 roaming through the halls. This school is like a zoo like why pay to go visit London zoo when you can see people in cp for free? Most of the girls have been baited out. 99% of the boys r ugly asf. Everyone’s a nitty. Most of these teachers can’t even teach bro. They get paid to give detentions. They shove homework down your throat and the things they teach in class are never in the exams. To sum it up , this school is a fucking joke.
Student 1: I hate cardinal pole catholic school!!

Student 2: Agreed

Teacher: *hears conversation*

Teacher: You are both excluded for 2 weeks!

Students: WTF!
by NoneOfYourBusinessHoeSksksk December 5, 2019
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kieran cardinal

the best boyfriend a girl could ask for, loving, caring, exceptional, perfection, treats you like your on the top of the world!! kieran cardinal is always going to be nicoles favourite person because he makes her feel the best she’s ever felt and loves her more than anybody else could ever imagine doing!! kieran cardinal is PERFECTION, husband material<3
by partygirl77 March 14, 2021
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St. Louis Cardinals

One of the best baseball franchises around with arguably the greatest fanbase.
The St. Louis Cardinals beat the Houston Astros today, and will again tomorrow.
by Pujols005 October 13, 2005
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saint louis cardinals

the red birds are gonna win the world series!
by saintlouA September 29, 2004
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Cardinal Cardigan

Perfected in Ireland, A sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except with a redhead.
"My boyfriend Henry O'Malligan ruined St. Patrick's Day by giving me a Cardinal Cardigan."
by Kid A+ March 24, 2009
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Cardinal Rovini

A nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini, given to him in reference to Karl Rove. Ruini has been given this nickname due to his political interference in other countries.
We've got Karl Rove. The Vatican has Cardinal Rovini.
by jesster79 February 27, 2006
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