shit-capture

When a large enough crowd of lower quality people enter a space and start shitting it up until all the talented and / or experienced people leave from the stink, thus creating an unearned monopoly on the space for themselves. Proven a highly successful strategy to take over and destroy what remained of the West's modern intellectual, technological, and social landscapes.

I used to work in the AAA games industry until millennials came of age and shit-captured it. Now it's just midwits and diversity hires producing buggy, soulless, politically-correct shovelware.

by sddenayrb March 22, 2025

capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018

Carbon Capture

A government that has been captured by the fossil fuels industry for example the UK

Tarquin - I hear the UK government is going to use carbon capture, so your shares in those North sea oil companies are going to go through the roof.
Rollo - Yes, it's going to be sick - are you going to stay in the place in Switzerland when floods start ?

by fnard March 30, 2023

Capturing WOW

Capturing WOW is a platform for Photographers, Filmmakers, and Content Creators to Learn, Network & Grow.

They host educational webinars, virtual expos, and physical events where industry experts share their knowledge with aspiring photographers and filmmakers.

Capturing WOW brings many creative artists under one roof to network with each other and up their creative game.

Capturing WOW has helped many aspiring creative artists to grow in their professional career.

by Capturing WOW November 24, 2021

Capture The Dream

The fantasy league above all other leagues. NFL, NBA, MLB, MLS, NASCAR, golf all pale in comparison to Capture The Dream Fantasy League. No honor is higher than being the current champion of Capture The Dream. Except for being commissioner of said league.

Dylan is the only one who truly deserved to win the Capture The Dream League this year.

by Kidneyboy187 December 20, 2022

Capture

A person in owass who is a dinning God and always a table head. Most recognized captures in owass are Kwabena Sarpong (Bz 181) and Kpegah Wilmer(Bz 147)

I am the second capture so I will get two pieces of chicken

by Rev. Fr. Stephen Owusu Sekyere April 21, 2022

screen capture

Referencing an attractive female.

That girl is so hot, she's a screen capture.

by k8ballstar December 9, 2016