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Cannonball Dookie

Something that can only be accomplished by a man with an incredibly loose asshole.
Me: Holy shit. That guy's poop came out of his ass faster than a rocket. He must be gay....

Friend: Nah man, that's the Cannonball Dookie.
by Dubitc July 15, 2011
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Cannonballing

When a man is receiving oral sex from their boyfriend/girlfriend, they take their balls and put one on each side of the shaft so that it looks like a Cannon on rolling wheels. As the man approaches orgasm he announces that he is going to fire the cannon and forces the other party (Male or female) to deepthroat them and then the man takes a lighter and lights one of his pubic hairs one fire so that it begins to burn away. This must be timed correctly so that when the pubic hair is completely burnt away the man orgasms down the others throat (Like a cannonball firing)
I went home last night and decided to try something new on my girlfriend. She was giving me head and I Cannonballed her! She couldn't breath for 10 minutes! You should trying Cannonballing sometime man.
by w0lf1991 February 19, 2009
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cannonball

When a guy jerks off and shoots the load in his own face.
guy 1: Hey, I'm going to jerk off.
guy 2: OK. Don't forget your cannonball goggles.
by Kevin Dean Nicewanger April 30, 2006
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cannonballs

An underachieving fantasy football team owned by a man who is consistent w/ wearing a visor to the draft along w/ drafting Fred Taylor every year. Rumor has it that he uses the league as an excuse to get out of his house once a year and party.
The Cannonballs are not going to make the playoffs again.
by J.P. Shepherd September 17, 2007
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cannonball

When you take a bong hit of a newport 100, then pound an entire 40 oz of olde english
Man did u see that scumbag do that cannonball.
by Adam Smirti December 27, 2008
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cannonballing

Quickly drinking an alcoholic beverage and then passing it to a partner. Follow the procedure until the alcoholic beverage is finished
Hey Whitney, do you want to cannonball this beer?
by brandon February 1, 2004
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Cannonballism

when you don't know how many of the letter 'n' to put in a word
Sarah didn't know how to spell 'cannibalism' She was effected by her cannonballism and couldn't decide how many n's were needed.
by sassypants058 December 3, 2011
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