candy cane

When you fuck a girl on her period, pull out, and blow a load of jizz and blood on her face, making it appear as if she is sucking a candy cane.

I gave that bitch a candy cane.

by stoner 511 February 13, 2010

Caden Fail

when someone wants to say something over text or facebook chat in CAPS but the last letter comes out as lower case.

Richard: well i g2g, see you tomorrow.

Lola: BYEEEEEe

Richard: wow BYEEEEEEe <--- total caden fail.

by sldavis44 July 10, 2010

party cane

A stick used for hitting people that don't bring booze to a party. Usually made out of steel or a hard wood.

Tom: Hey, did you bring any alcohol to this sweet party?
Dave: No man. I got off work late and didn't get a chance to get any.
Tom: I don't wanna hear your fucking excuses. You're getting the party cane *whack* *kabaam*

by Matt Cirka February 12, 2008

Patty cane

A beauty in Scarborough,Ontario who is known for partaking in the full send. Patty cane is known for gurksing mandem on the ice for the Leaside flames. If you ever show up to his house be ready to hack bare darts.

Patty cane over there full sends every night

by Monsterman89 November 15, 2018

dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.

Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night

by Anal doge February 11, 2022

Vein Cane

A cock...and the best name for it.

She wanted my vein cane, so I was gonna stick it in her fun tunnel but she said 'No!, I want your dream stream in my meat feeder'. So I cummed in her mouth

by GRUESOMEBP July 30, 2010

Caden

A very sweet guy. He's always there when you need a helping hand. He's also extremely attractive. Caden is really funny, even when he teases you. If he teases you, it's in a joking way. He thinks he's ugly, but when you look at his face, you can't seem to see why he would think that. His eyes are really pretty and he laughs a lot. His taste in music is pretty good too. He's a really cool dude and isn't afraid to show when he likes a girl. Even with all the great things about him, he thinks he's a loser and that he isn't worth anything when in all actuality, he is worth all of these compliments.

Girl 1: Hey, who's that??
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Caden. He's a really nice guy. And he's hot, don't you think?
Girl 1: Damn. You got that right!

by Mom Chan February 10, 2019