Caldersexual

Caldersexual is the sexuality in which you have an undying love for Calder and cannot love anyone else without his permission. Everyone is either an open Caldersexual or a closeted one. It's in your genetics to love him.

The moment i woke up this morning, i realized i could never love anyone as much as i love Calder. Therefore, i am Caldersexual.

Calder is majestic, and we all must love him due to the fact. Hence the reason i am Caldersexual.

PROUD CALDERSEXUAL.

by Caldersexual_4_Life November 11, 2011

Calder’s dad

Where tf he at 😹😹‼️‼️

Likes all the footy kids more than him

Bro Calder’s dad doesn’t exist

by Big Robo August 8, 2023

sonny calder

sonny's super cool. she smiles a lot, and hugs a lot 2. she likes grapes so so so much that she couldn't stop telling this weird story about one. but we all love her :)

sonny calder: OMG once my mom tried to throw a grape into her mouth-"
literally everybody: WE KNOW!!!!"

by bear142567 May 29, 2019

The Calder Effect

A philosophical theory based upon the circumstances where one’s conscious thoughts, perceptions, and/or beliefs come to fruition beyond the feeling of reasonable coincidence.

The eponymous theory can be somewhat compared to frequency illusion, (also known as the Baader Meinhof Phenomenon), and has some aspects of manifestation, but is not directly similar to either.

an example of the calder effect:

*talking with my dad about the fish in my room*
me: that things gotta die soon
dad: it’s been alive for 5 years and has surpassed his other 3 friends life expectancies.
*2 days later*
*fish dies*

boom . ~calder effect~

by cxlderr July 12, 2021

calderon

someone who laughs and jokes with you then stabs you in the back to get you in trouble

I used be friends with that guy until he pulled a calderon. Next thing you know i lost my job

by the w1zard July 29, 2011

javier calderon

An amazingly hot person
ex: a Javier Calderon can get anything they want if they try hard especially women

My freind Javier Calderon got the hottest girl yesterday he also got a job working at epic games

by add dangrousman3570 on fortnit November 13, 2018

Brandon Calderon

he’s a guy that’s forever loyal to you no matter what, he’s the type of person to be there for you when you need him, a shoulder to cry on, etc. i personally love brandon calderon so very much. he’s really cute and is know to have the most day dreaming eyes. everyone needs a brandon

i love brandon calderon
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know

by Anonymous Person lolol May 31, 2023