Cruncked

Being taken down without dying

“Homie got knocked out in one hit.”

“You mean cruncked?”

“Oh yeah my bad.”

by IWillCrunkYou July 9, 2021

crunkeling

When a dog sneezes on repeat and it sounds like a crunkle

Summer: “my dog kept sneezing this morning... i mean crunkeling”

by PP succ May 24, 2019

crunkdana

A mysterious beast whose appetite for females and drinking is ravenous. Has been seen in Brazil doing jiu jitsu. If you see this beast approach with caution.

look over there...in the woods do you see it, crunkdana.

by crunkdabes March 31, 2005

Crunkadrunkalunkahunkadingdong

When one is crazy-ass-drunk while in an unknown location with a hottie and his ding dong.

"what did you do last weekend?"
"Oh, nothing much. I was just crunkadrunkalunkahunkadingdong"
"OH SNAPSKEEZ!"

Typical responses to this word would be, "oh snapskeez" or "oi vey"

by koalalover July 11, 2009

crunkdated

crunkdated:

similar to updating, or bumpdating (see bump), but when you update a website or message board in a crunk fashion

also, see lil jon (father of crunk)

bam!!! crunkdated!!! yeah!!!!!

by jeffry hesse May 31, 2005

cranked off

Mad or pissed off

Holly Martin was cranked off today at work

by Lt. GO December 7, 2015

cronked

To be highly intoxicated, usually from intense alchohol consumption.

It's New Years Eve, lets get cronked!

by Hash Pipe December 31, 2003