Anti-bitch Buffer 

An amount of money paid to you which prevents you from bitching as you'd be thinking about not having it every time you got an itch to bitch. It could be being paid lots of money to do a sucky job.

Applies to any working environment

Tom: "I just can't BELIEVE THIS ISH!"
Ato: "What's the matter Now Tom?"
Tom: "Dude, I don't get paid enough to do this crap."
Ato: "Well, I told you Months ago to get yourself a job that pays that extra anti-bitch buffer i'nit?"
Tom: "*sigh*"

Anti-bitch Buffer by vinmeister_xxi May 31, 2009

vegas buffet 

Lining up a row of hookers, and eating their crotches out.

We got 4 hookers naked in a row, and did a vegas buffet down the line!

vegas buffet by Ducker1228 January 12, 2009

Buffet Effect

The act of grabbing a bunch of stuff you may never use or eat, just because you are not paying on a per-item basis.

Notes:
If you eat, use, or directly pay for all you take then Buffet Effect is NOT an applicable term

If you paid over $35.00 per person Las Vegas and don’t eat everything on your plate before getting a new plate, then it is NOT the buffet effect. This falls under “getting your money’s worth”.

“Those kids have four plates of deserts at their table. To avoid the embarrassment of Buffet Effect, those parents better make them eat all of it”

Buffet Effect by MikeGV May 29, 2005

Pussy Buffet 

(Noun) A place or event which has copious amounts of beautiful women, usually willing to commit sexual acts.
Slang term: "P- Buffet"

Yo Jon, you got to head over to Trevor's party ASAP. Place is a straight up Pussy Buffet!

Pussy Buffet by J Sandooski September 11, 2015

crotch buffet 

Crotch buffet: Usually a term used in a orgy setting where all participants freely and with out hesitation will orally perform fellatio or cunnilingus during or shortly after and before penetration sex out of any and all orifices. Ass to mouth then to pussy then to mouth then back in ass then into another willing and waiting mouth of another etc etc: Swapping partners and crotches with out discrimination but with enthusiastic fervor. Not common amongst groups less than 3 participants but can be done between 2 people.

By LuvH8Luv

The swingers party was awesome with crotch buffets in every room along with a glory hole for the shy ones.

crotch buffet by LuvH8Luv April 7, 2022

Buffet shit 

A generally large shit taken after eating at a buffet (old country, Chinese, etc.) It usually happens with 15-120 minutes after eating. Usually relaxing and can sometimes end your stomach ache

Guy 1. "that buffet was mad good man."

Guy 2. "Na man the Buffet Shit was way better, I feel amazing

Buffet shit by Kaz1510 March 30, 2010

Buffer Boy 

The man you use to divert your attention to avoid getting too smitten by the guy you really like.

Marie was crushing on Rob hard but, fortunately, she had quite a few buffer boys she had met on Snatch.com, as well as the mystery man she met at the market last night.

Buffer Boy by Marie16 May 23, 2011