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Buckley's chance

A very small chance of success, often expressed as "You've got two chances, mate. Buckley's and none." Alternatively contracted to "You've got Buckley's."

Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.
Hey Wozza ya reckon Kyles would go for me?

No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.
by penny-the-aussie June 9, 2018
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buckle bass

another term for dick, wang, cock, wiener, meatlog, mandangler, skinflute, etc.
Clay: Hey Tyler, I hear your mom has been fishin for buckle bass and is in danger of catching her limit

Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters
by cornfritter October 27, 2010
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buckle up buttercup

Buckle up Buttercup is a sarcastic expression, denoting that one should get ready for some upcoming unpleasant or extreme action.

It is a bit of a sarcastic portmanteau between the "buckle up" phrase used to get people to use seat belts and "pucker up buttercup" meaning to prepare for a kiss. The sarcasm reverses the positive connotations.
Buckle up Buttercup, you just flipped by Bitch switch.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 17, 2018
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Bucklame

Pronounced: "Buck - Lame"

Noun - Alternative name for Auckland City, New Zealand.

Verb - Very, very lame.


Origin:

Noun.
This word first came about in laziness of sending text messages to friends, wherein using predictive texting, the word "Bucklame" comes up instead of the word "Auckland". So when we texted each other about Auckland, we instead left it as "Bucklame". We eventually grew to say this word verbally as opposed to "Auckland", as we found it hilarious to say.

Verb.
The first time we used this word, we were in Auckland itself, and our impression of it as a city was a bad one, so we emphasised the "lame" part of the word, and it quickly became a verb, being used to show the extent of how extremely lame something is.
"Dude, it took me 6 hours to drive to Bucklame!"

"You got dumped for breaking her pencil? that's bucklame!"
by Thomas Flynn June 6, 2005
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Buckle Bunny

An individual or pack consisting of at least 2 women that prowl around rodeos in search of Buckle-Winning cowboys to sleep with. They typically wear short-shorts, mini-skirts, low-cut tops (typically flannel/plaid) , "painted on" jeans, and cowboy boots that resemble the high heel shoe. These cowgirl wannabes will often manipulate cowboys with their cleavage and by lying to them (about how they're true country girls and how they have a horse etc.) in order to get country men interested in getting intimate with them. Basically, they are city girls dressed up as country girls to have a one night stand with country boys. These women are seen as tramps to true cowgirls/country girls.
"Where's David?"

"Oh, I just saw him talking to a Buckle Bunny. They both went into his trailer."
by Tipsy Purple Pachyderm November 30, 2014
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Tim Buckley

Tim Buckley is the creator of CAD, short for Ctrl-Alt-Del, a video-game based webcomic that can be found at the URL cad-comic.com. At first, Tim's comic was small, with a friendly community which he frequently interacted with. However, as his community got bigger, he alienated many fans and community members with an arrogant attitude and a seeming lack of care for his fans. This has culminated several times in confrontations, most recently whereupon Tim deleted the RoM subsection of his own forum when accused of sending sexually explicit images to a minor several years past. While his comic continues to enjoy success, those who have interacted with Tim on a personal level have generally negative tales to tell.
Ethan, Lucas, and Lilah are all characters from Tim Buckley's "Ctrl-Alt-Del" comic.
by Former CAD Poster September 30, 2005
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bucky barnes

holy bimbo! that dude is so bucky barnes (daddy)
by mylongshlongispowerfull March 19, 2021
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